And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
My vagina is very pro this idea
Randomize
