dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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