Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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