Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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