He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
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