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Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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