I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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