Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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