Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
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