Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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