So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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