he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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