Pregnant stripper...not hot.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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