break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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