yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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