he wants to bone in the snuggie
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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