Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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