I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Randomize
