I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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