I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Holy sore nipples Batman
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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