If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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