so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
how does that bad decision feel?
Randomize
