Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Randomize
