is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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