I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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