i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
My life is pants optional.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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