dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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