Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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