Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
