Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I wish I only lived at night.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
