As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize
