Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
im drinking this country out of the recession.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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