i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
I seem to have left my pride at pride
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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