You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Randomize
