they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
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