What a fucking waste of an outfit
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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