is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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