***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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