these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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