This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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