It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
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