Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
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