Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Randomize
