going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
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