So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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