i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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