the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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