Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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