I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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