: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
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