is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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