u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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