stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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