16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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